it’s our turn to decide what that means
Tracks
Every time I see someone’s pin for a recipe that features pistachios or beets I think to myself “thanks for ruining my day.”
My penis went up inside me
Apparently “mom prom weekend update” is not a popular Google search and I don’t know why.
Things I’ve said are my “best purchase of 2013 so far”: camelbak water bottle, spinach salad from that Mediterranean place down the street.
It was brought to my attention that I didn’t include the fucking HOUSE I just bought on this list, and that seems pretty appropriate based on how my thought process works in general.
Just typed a 9 word email and spelled 2 of the words wrong. In my defense, I was typing one-handed because I was eating a banana.
Things I learned today: Mary GrandPre made a lot of different Harry Potter illustrations which were never used in the published books but which are very beautiful! Neat.
If this isn’t the next album cover they are doing it wrong
thank you, dotcom, for this. so late in reblogging it.
(Source: pablinpablete)
Need.
(Source: milesjoel)
The Seven Dwarves had to work ten hour shifts, and halfway through Monday they were already exhausted, but they didn’t let it get them down. They believed in the intrinsic value of a hard day’s work, that every citizen should take pride in contributing to society. And they spent most of their work day GChatting with each other anyway, so.
in a trance.
Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me.
